{"id":598,"date":"2012-04-27T20:37:53","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T20:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/27\/gotta-love-the-irish\/"},"modified":"2012-04-27T20:37:53","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T20:37:53","slug":"gotta-love-the-irish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/27\/gotta-love-the-irish\/","title":{"rendered":"Gotta Love the Irish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nLost at Sea<\/p>\n<p>\tTwo Irishmen, Patrick &amp; Michael, Were adrift in a lifeboat following a<br \/>\n\tdramatic escape from a burning freighter<br \/>\n\tWhile rummaging through the boat&#8217;s provisions, Patrick stumbled<br \/>\n\tacross an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear,<br \/>\n\tHe rubbed the lamp vigorously.<br \/>\n\tTo the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.<br \/>\n\tThis particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one<br \/>\n\twish, not the standard three.<br \/>\n\tWithout giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out,<br \/>\n\t&quot;Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer !&quot;<br \/>\n\tThe genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash,<br \/>\n\tAnd immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew<br \/>\n\tever sampled by mortals.<\/p>\n<p>\tSimultaneously, the genie vanished.<br \/>\n\tOnly the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness<br \/>\n\tas the two men considered their circumstances.<\/p>\n<p>\tMichael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.<br \/>\n\tAfter a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: &quot;Nice going Patrick!<br \/>\n\tNow we&#8217;re goin&#8217; to have to pee in the boat!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lost at Sea Two Irishmen, Patrick &amp; Michael, Were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter While rummaging through the boat&#8217;s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}