{"id":5861,"date":"2013-08-26T03:17:39","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T03:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/08\/26\/when-engineers-go-to-hell\/"},"modified":"2013-08-26T03:17:39","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T03:17:39","slug":"when-engineers-go-to-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/08\/26\/when-engineers-go-to-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"When Engineers go to Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nAn engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. <\/p>\n

\tSaint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. <\/p>\n

\tIt doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. <\/p>\n

\tHe soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. <\/p>\n

\tOne day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?" <\/p>\n

\tSatan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." <\/p>\n

\t"What!" God exclaims: "You’ve got an engineer? <\/p>\n

\tThat’s a mistake – he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me." <\/p>\n

\t"Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!" <\/p>\n

\tGod insists: "Send him back or I’ll sue." <\/p>\n

\tSatan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on August 28, 2013, 12:57 pm<\/p>\n

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