{"id":576,"date":"2012-04-21T01:06:04","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T01:06:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/21\/smart-old-lady\/"},"modified":"2012-04-21T01:06:04","modified_gmt":"2012-04-21T01:06:04","slug":"smart-old-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/21\/smart-old-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"Smart old lady"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nAn elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha’s Vineyard. She slipped and fell. Obama who was behind her by chance, helped her to get up promptly.<\/p>\n

\tShe thanked him and he answered – "It was a pleasure to help you.<\/p>\n

\tDon’t you recognize me? I am your president. Are you going to vote for me in the next election? "<\/p>\n

\tThe elderly woman laughed and replied:
\n\t”You know … I fell on my a$$ … not on my head!"<\/p>\n

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