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\nA young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. <\/p>\n

\tBut just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. <\/p>\n

\t"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I’m a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy." <\/p>\n

\tWith nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. <\/p>\n

\t"What are you doing here?" asked the captain. <\/p>\n

\t"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
\n\t"I see," the captain says. <\/p>\n

\tHer conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he’s screwing me." <\/p>\n

\t"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry<\/strong> ."<\/p>\n

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