\nQueen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to Heaven.
\n\tUnfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
\n\tThe Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
\n\tDolly takes off her top and says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.’
\n\tThe Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. <\/p>\n
\tThen, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever. <\/p>\n
\tThe Angel says, ‘OK, your Majesty, you may go in.’
\n\tDolly is outraged and asks, ‘What was that all about?
\n\tI show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!
\n\tWould you explain that to me?’
\n\t‘Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven,<\/p>\n
\tA Royal Flush <\/p>\n
\tBeats a Pair –
\n\tNo Matter How Big They Are.<\/p>\n
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