{"id":555,"date":"2012-04-14T15:56:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-14T15:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/14\/sex-with-an-illegal-immigrant\/"},"modified":"2012-04-14T15:56:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-14T15:56:36","slug":"sex-with-an-illegal-immigrant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/14\/sex-with-an-illegal-immigrant\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex With an Illegal Immigrant"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nAn illegal immigrant picks up a hooker in Hollywood . <\/p>\n

\t"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?"
\n\the asks. <\/p>\n

\t"$100,"
\n\tshe replies. <\/p>\n

\tIn broken English, he says,
\n\t"Do you do immigrant style?" <\/p>\n

\t"No"
\n\tshe says. <\/p>\n

\t"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." <\/p>\n

\t"No,"
\n\tshe says, not knowing what immigrant style is. <\/p>\n

\t"I pay you $300." <\/p>\n

\t"No,"
\n\tshe says.
\n\t"I pay you $400." <\/p>\n

\t"No,"
\n\tshe says. <\/p>\n

\tSo finally he says,
\n\t"OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."<\/p>\n

\tShe thinks,
\n\t"Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now.
\n\tI’ve had every kind of request from weirdoes
\n\tfrom every part of the world.
\n\tHow bad could immigrant style be?" <\/p>\n

\tSo she agrees and has sex with him.
\n\tFinally, after several hours, they finish. <\/p>\n

\tExhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, <\/p>\n

\t"Hey, I was expecting something
\n\tperverted and disgusting. But that was good.
\n\tSo, what exactly is immigrant style?" <\/p>\n

\tThe illegal immigrant replies,
\n\t"You send bill to Government."<\/p>\n

\n

Replies:<\/h3>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on April 14, 2012, 9:56 pm<\/p>\n

Funny<\/p>\n

\tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on April 15, 2012, 10:59 am<\/p>\n

How about if you call it "sex with a welfare recepient." Sam resluts.<\/p>\n

\tBut very funny.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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