{"id":5183,"date":"2013-07-14T18:53:09","date_gmt":"2013-07-14T18:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/07\/14\/senior-lemon-picker\/"},"modified":"2013-07-14T18:53:09","modified_gmt":"2013-07-14T18:53:09","slug":"senior-lemon-picker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/07\/14\/senior-lemon-picker\/","title":{"rendered":"Senior Lemon Picker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nSally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.<\/p>\n<p>\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i43.tinypic.com\/2ef7sc8.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\tSenior Lemon Picker<\/p>\n<p>\tThe woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe foreman frowned and said, &quot;I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I&#8217;ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and voted for Obama.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on July 15, 2013, 3:57 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Senior Lemon Picker The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}