{"id":5107,"date":"2013-07-11T04:39:44","date_gmt":"2013-07-11T04:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/07\/11\/for-the-wordsmiths-among-us\/"},"modified":"2013-07-11T04:39:44","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T04:39:44","slug":"for-the-wordsmiths-among-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/07\/11\/for-the-wordsmiths-among-us\/","title":{"rendered":"For the wordsmiths among us&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nIt may take a few seconds for the light to shine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t1. ARBITRATOR: cook that leaves Arby&#8217;s to work at McDonalds<\/p>\n<p>\t2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do<\/p>\n<p>\t3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage<\/p>\n<p>\t4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with<\/p>\n<p>\t5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate<\/p>\n<p>\t6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets<\/p>\n<p>\t7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living<\/p>\n<p>\t8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist<\/p>\n<p>\t9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does<\/p>\n<p>\t10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money<\/p>\n<p>\t11. MISTY: How golfers create divots<\/p>\n<p>\t12. PARADOX: Two physicians!!<\/p>\n<p>\t13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower<\/p>\n<p>\t14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm<\/p>\n<p>\t15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with<\/p>\n<p>\t16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV!!<\/p>\n<p>\t17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring<\/p>\n<p>\t18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife<\/p>\n<p>\t19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does<\/p>\n<p>\t20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on July 11, 2013, 3:32 pm<\/p>\n<div>These are clever.  Who has the time to figure out these things.<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> The Breeze on July 12, 2013, 5:01 am<\/p>\n<div>Reminds me of a program that was on a rock station in Detroit years ago called &quot;Learn to Spell with Darnell&quot;. The word of the day is Rectum. Now lets use it in a sentence. I used to have two Cadillacs but my girlfriend rectum.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It may take a few seconds for the light to shine&#8230; 1. ARBITRATOR: cook that leaves Arby&#8217;s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}