{"id":510,"date":"2012-04-03T09:20:30","date_gmt":"2012-04-03T09:20:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/03\/a-woman-must-learn-to-trust-her-husband\/"},"modified":"2012-04-03T09:20:30","modified_gmt":"2012-04-03T09:20:30","slug":"a-woman-must-learn-to-trust-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/03\/a-woman-must-learn-to-trust-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Must Learn To Trust Her Husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nThere comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t    A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she&#8217;s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.<\/p>\n<p>\t    As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.<\/p>\n<p>\t    &quot;Hi Darling&quot;, he says, &quot;Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say \u2018hello\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\tGoddess<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example&#8230; A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}