{"id":5080,"date":"2013-07-09T14:38:48","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T14:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/07\/09\/a-mans-view-of-real-women\/"},"modified":"2013-07-09T14:38:48","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T14:38:48","slug":"a-mans-view-of-real-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/07\/09\/a-mans-view-of-real-women\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man&#039;s View of Real Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nREAL WOMEN<\/p>\n<p>\t       A real woman is a man&#8217;s best friend.<br \/>\n\t       She will  never stand him up and never let him down.<br \/>\n\t       She will reassure him when he feels insecure  and comfort him<br \/>\n\tafter a bad day.<br \/>\n\t       She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to<br \/>\n\tlive without fear and forget regret.<br \/>\n\t     She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to<br \/>\n\this most intimate desires.<br \/>\n\t      She will make sure he always feels as though he&#8217;s the most<br \/>\n\thandsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,<br \/>\n\tsexy, seductive and invincible&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\t       No wait&#8230;Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>\t       I&#8217;m thinking of whiskey. It&#8217;s whiskey that does all that sh*t.<\/p>\n<p>\tNever mind.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on July 9, 2013, 4:35 pm<\/p>\n<div>And I thought it was a dog you were talking about, not whiskey.<\/p>\n<p>\tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>REAL WOMEN A real woman is a man&#8217;s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}