{"id":4898,"date":"2013-06-27T18:32:49","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T18:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/06\/27\/two-bored-casino-dealers\/"},"modified":"2013-06-27T18:32:49","modified_gmt":"2013-06-27T18:32:49","slug":"two-bored-casino-dealers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/06\/27\/two-bored-casino-dealers\/","title":{"rendered":"Two bored casino dealers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nTwo bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. <br \/>\n\tA very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. <\/p>\n<p>\tShe says, &quot;I hope you don&#8217;t mind, but I feel much luckier when I&#8217;m bottomless.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tWith that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, &quot;Momma needs a new pair of pants!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tShe then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. &quot;YES! I WIN! I WIN!&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\tWith that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. <\/p>\n<p>\tFinally one of them asks, &quot;What did she roll anyway?&quot; <\/p>\n<p>\t The other answers, &quot;I thought YOU were watching!&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on July 7, 2013, 3:10 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, &quot;I hope you don&#8217;t mind, but I feel much&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}