{"id":478,"date":"2012-03-29T00:28:57","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T00:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/03\/29\/grandparents-answering-machine\/"},"modified":"2012-03-29T00:28:57","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T00:28:57","slug":"grandparents-answering-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/03\/29\/grandparents-answering-machine\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandparents' Answering Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nGood morning……At present we are not a home, but, please leave your message after you hear the beep<\/p>\n

\tbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep<\/p>\n

\tIf you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is
\n\tIf you need us to stay with the children, press2
\n\tIf you want to borrow the car, press 3
\n\tIf you want us to wash your clothes and iron press 4
\n\tIf you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
\n\tIf you want us to pick up the kids after school press 6
\n\tIf you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home press 7
\n\tIf you want to come and eat here press 8
\n\tIf you need money press 9
\n\tIf you are going to invite is to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking, we are listening!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

\tGoddess \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> CC Roller on March 29, 2012, 1:55 am<\/p>\n

That was great.<\/p>\n

\tI will ask my techy grandson to put that on our phone ASAP, as I can’t figure it out………<\/p>\n

\tCC Roller<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on March 29, 2012, 3:02 am<\/p>\n

Sally enjoyed it with me.<\/p>\n

\tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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