{"id":4663,"date":"2013-06-14T13:54:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-14T13:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/06\/14\/a-husbands-ecstasy\/"},"modified":"2013-06-14T13:54:34","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T13:54:34","slug":"a-husbands-ecstasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/06\/14\/a-husbands-ecstasy\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband&#039;s Ecstasy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nHe was in ecstasy, a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again&#8230;.back and forth &#8230;back and forth &#8230;in and out &#8230;in and out. <\/p>\n<p>\tShe could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.<\/p>\n<p>\tHer heart was pounding, her face was flushed, then she moaned, softly at first, then louder.<\/p>\n<p>\tFinally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted.<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;OK, OK!   I CAN&#8217;T park the f**king car!   You do it  &#8230;..YOU SMUG BASTARD !&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He was in ecstasy, a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again&#8230;.back and forth &#8230;back and forth &#8230;in and out &#8230;in and out. She could feel the sweat on her forehead&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}