\nThese great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now!<\/p>\n
\tQ. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?<\/p>\n
\tA. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!<\/p>\n
\t(The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Do female frogs croak?<\/p>\n
\tA. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?<\/p>\n
\tA. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years…<\/p>\n
\tA. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?<\/p>\n
\tA.. Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?<\/p>\n
\tA. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?<\/p>\n
\tA. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. What are ‘Do It,’ ‘I Can Help,’ and ‘I Can’t Get Enough’?<\/p>\n
\tA. George Gobel: I don’t know, but it’s coming from the next apartment.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?<\/p>\n
\tA. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I’ll give you a gesture you’ll never forget.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?<\/p>\n
\tA. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?<\/p>\n
\tA. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I’m too busy growing strawberries.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. In bowling, what’s a perfect score?<\/p>\n
\tA. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?<\/p>\n
\tA. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I’m always safe in the bedroom.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?<\/p>\n
\tA.. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?<\/p>\n
\tA. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?<\/p>\n
\tA. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?<\/p>\n
\tA. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?<\/p>\n
\tA. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?<\/p>\n
\tA. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?<\/p>\n
\tA. Charley Weaver: His feet.<\/p>\n
\n\tQ. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?<\/p>\n
\tA. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh<\/p>\n
\n\tWE DON’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
\n\tWE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING<\/p>\n
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