\nMary, was upstairs when she heard an unusual sound that sounded like sobs.
\n\tShe crept down the stairs and sure enough there sat her husband, at the kitchen tables with his head in his hands crying like a
\n\tbaby.
\n\tHoney, she asked what in the world is wrong, are you hurt. No I’m not hurt he answered, I was just thinking. What are you thinking about that makes you cry, she asked.
\n\tDo you remember 25 years ago tonight. Why yes I do Mary answered, but I can’t believe you remember. I am so impressed that you do remember, that is so sweet and you are so emotional about it, this is wonderful it makes me feel so good.
\n\tSo you remember we made love for the first time in your Fathers house ? Yes, Yes I remember, I still can’t believe after all these years that you remember.
\n\tDo you remember what your Father said to me when he caught us ? No I don’t remember that, I don’t think I heard him.
\n\tYour Father said ” You are going to marry my daughter or you are going to jail for 25 years ”.
\n\tAND I WOULD HAVE GOT OUT TODAY<\/p>\n
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