{"id":4213,"date":"2013-05-20T03:15:04","date_gmt":"2013-05-20T03:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/05\/20\/logic-of-a-beer-drinker\/"},"modified":"2013-05-20T03:15:04","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T03:15:04","slug":"logic-of-a-beer-drinker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/05\/20\/logic-of-a-beer-drinker\/","title":{"rendered":"LOGIC OF A BEER DRINKER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nDIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  Do you drink every day?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  Yes.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  How much a day?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  How much does a 6-pack cost?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  Roughly $10.00 at a deli.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  And how long have you been drinking like that?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  15 years.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month.  In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  Correct.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  Correct.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  Do you drink?<\/p>\n<p>\n\tLady Interviewer:  No.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tMan:  So where&#8217;s your damn Ferrari?<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on May 21, 2013, 8:16 pm<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER: Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day? Man: Yes. Lady Interviewer: How much a day? Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon. Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}