\nMathematics:
\n\tThis comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
\n\tIt has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
\n\tThis is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: <\/p>\n
\tWhat Makes 100%?<\/p>\n
\tWhat does it mean to give MORE than 100%?<\/p>\n
\tEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
\n\tWe have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
\n\t100%.<\/p>\n
\tHow about achieving 103%?<\/p>\n
\tWhat makes up 100% in
\n\tlife?<\/p>\n
\tHere’s a little mathematical formula that might help
\n\tyou answer these questions:<\/p>\n
\tIf:
\n\tA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z<\/p>\n
\tis represented as:
\n\t1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<\/p>\n
\tThen:<\/p>\n
\tH-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
\n\t8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% <\/p>\n
\tand<\/p>\n
\tK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
\n\t11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<\/p>\n
\tBut , <\/p>\n
\tA-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
\n\t1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<\/p>\n
\tAnd, <\/p>\n
\tB-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
\n\t2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103% <\/p>\n
\tAND, look how far ass kissing will take you.<\/p>\n
\tA-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
\n\t1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<\/p>\n
\tSo, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
\n\tthat while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
\n\tand Attitude will get you there,
\n\tits the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. <\/p>\n
\n\tNow you know why some people are where they are!<\/p>\n
\tGoddess<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 14, 2012, 11:54 am<\/p>\n \tThanks for posting this.<\/p>\n \tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: What Makes 100%?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}