{"id":414,"date":"2012-03-11T14:22:54","date_gmt":"2012-03-11T14:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/03\/11\/thoughts-to-ponder\/"},"modified":"2012-03-11T14:22:54","modified_gmt":"2012-03-11T14:22:54","slug":"thoughts-to-ponder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/03\/11\/thoughts-to-ponder\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts to Ponder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nNumber  10 <br \/>\n\tLife is sexually transmitted.  <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber 9  <br \/>\n\tGood health is merely the  slowest possible rate at which one can die. <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber 8 <br \/>\n\tMen have two  emotions: Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a  sandwich. <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber  7 <br \/>\n\tGive a  person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet  and they won&#8217;t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber 6 <br \/>\n\tSome people are like a Slinky-not really  good for anything, but you still can&#8217;t help but smile when you shove them down  the stairs. <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber  5 <br \/>\n\tHealth nuts are going to feel stupid  someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber 4 <br \/>\n\tAll of us could take a lesson from the  weather. It pays no attention to criticism. <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber 3 <br \/>\n\tWhy does a slight tax  increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?  <\/p>\n<p>\tNumber 2 <br \/>\n\tIn the 60&#8217;s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is  weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. <\/p>\n<p>\tAnd The Number 1 Thought to Ponder  <br \/>\n\tLife is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers! What you  do today, might burn your a$$ tomorrow!  <\/p>\n<p>\n\tand  &#8230; as someone recently said to me:   <\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Don&#8217;t worry about old age! It doesn&#8217;t last that  long!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 14, 2012, 11:56 am<\/p>\n<div>How appropriate.  They all make sense in a funny way.<\/p>\n<p>\tSee you next week.<\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}