{"id":396,"date":"2012-03-03T10:48:10","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T10:48:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/03\/03\/irish-viagra\/"},"modified":"2012-03-03T10:48:10","modified_gmt":"2012-03-03T10:48:10","slug":"irish-viagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/03\/03\/irish-viagra\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish Viagra"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nAn Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician
\n\tto ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.
\n\t"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
\n\t"Not a chance," she said… "He won’t even take an aspirin."
\n\t"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an ‘Irish Viagra.’"
\n\t"What is ‘Irish Viagra?,’" she asked.
\n\t"It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.
\n\tHe won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a
\n\tweek, to let me know how things went."<\/p>\n

\tIt was a week later when she called the doctor,
\n\twho directly inquired as to her progress.
\n\tThe poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus
\n\tand begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
\n\t"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
\n\t"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
\n\tcoffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
\n\tjumped straight up, with a smile on his face,
\n\ta twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
\n\tfiercely! With one swoop of his arms, he sent me
\n\tcups and saucers flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
\n\tand took me then and there passionately on the tabletop!
\n\tT’was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"<\/p>\n

\t"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean
\n\tthe sex your husband provided wasn’t good?"
\n\t"Freakin’ jaysus, it was the best sex I’ve had in
\n\t25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never
\n\t be able to show me face in Starbuck’s again!"<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on March 5, 2012, 3:46 pm<\/p>\n

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