\nI especially like the last one.<\/p>\n
\tInventions Bound to Fail<\/p>\n
\t*The water-proof towel<\/p>\n
\t*Glow in the dark sunglasses<\/p>\n
\t*Solar powered flashlights<\/p>\n
\t*Submarine screen doors<\/p>\n
\t*A book on how to read<\/p>\n
\t*Inflatable dart boards<\/p>\n
\t*A dictionary index<\/p>\n
\t*Dehydrated water – Just add water<\/p>\n
\t*Waterproof tea bags<\/p>\n
\t*The helicopter ejector seat<\/p>\n
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