{"id":381,"date":"2012-02-29T22:51:27","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T22:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/29\/small-town-usa\/"},"modified":"2012-02-29T22:51:27","modified_gmt":"2012-02-29T22:51:27","slug":"small-town-usa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/29\/small-town-usa\/","title":{"rendered":"Small Town USA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nSmall Town USA<\/p>\n<p>\tTraveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. &quot;What&#8217;s this place called?&quot; he asked the station attendant.<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;All depends,&quot; the native drawled. &quot;Do you mean by them that has to live in this dad-blamed, moth-eaten, dust-covered dump, or by them that&#8217;s merely enjoying its quaint and picturesque rustic charms for a short spell.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Small Town USA Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. &quot;What&#8217;s this place called?&quot; he asked the station attendant. &quot;All depends,&quot; the native drawled. &quot;Do you mean by them that has to live in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}