{"id":360,"date":"2012-02-26T17:34:58","date_gmt":"2012-02-26T17:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/26\/obamas-stimulus\/"},"modified":"2012-02-26T17:34:58","modified_gmt":"2012-02-26T17:34:58","slug":"obamas-stimulus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/26\/obamas-stimulus\/","title":{"rendered":"Obama&#039;s Stimulus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.<\/p>\n<p>\tA tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the hotel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.<\/p>\n<p>\tAs soon as he walks upstairs, the hotel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.<\/p>\n<p>\t(Stay with this&#8230;.. and pay attention)<\/p>\n<p>\tThe butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tThe pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her &quot;services&quot; on credit.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tThe hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tThe hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.<\/p>\n<p>\tAt that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.<\/p>\n<p>\tNo one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.<\/p>\n<p>\tAnd that, my friends, is how a &quot;stimulus package&quot; works!<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Finisher on February 27, 2012, 1:18 am<\/p>\n<div>HMMM You really make it sound like EVERYBODY is going to be happy. Just not the rich  person that wants a better room. Or is it a better life then he can get in that little Pumphandle. Or is it called that because it is the only gas station in town ?<br \/>\n\tGood Rolling. \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the hotel,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world-we-live-in"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}