\n1. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. ~ Sam Snead<\/p>\n
\t2. I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool.. ~ George Brett<\/p>\n
\t3. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that. ~ Jim Murray<\/p>\n
\t4. The only sure rule in golf is… he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie. ~ Mickey Mantle<\/p>\n
\t5. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them. ~ Kevin Costner<\/p>\n
\t6. I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par. ~ Chi Rodriguez<\/p>\n
\t7. After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez<\/p>\n
\t8. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Brian Weis<\/p>\n
\t9. Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino<\/p>\n
\t10. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson<\/p>\n
\t11. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny<\/p>\n
\t12. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan<\/p>\n
\t13. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best. ~ Jack Nicklaus<\/p>\n
\t14. The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law. ~ H. G. Wells<\/p>\n
\t15. I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham<\/p>\n
\t16. If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. ~ Bob Hope<\/p>\n
\t17. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. ~ Henny Youngman<\/p>\n
\t18. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~ Jack Lemmon<\/p>\n
\t19. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. ~ Lee Trevino<\/p>\n
\t20. I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. ~ Lee Trevino<\/p>\n
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