{"id":351,"date":"2012-02-24T22:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T22:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/24\/my-census-got-returned-to-me\/"},"modified":"2012-02-24T22:00:07","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T22:00:07","slug":"my-census-got-returned-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/24\/my-census-got-returned-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"My Census got returned to me&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nCan you believe  it?<\/p>\n<p>\tThey sent my Census form back to me!<\/p>\n<p>\tIn response  to question # 4, &quot;Do you have any dependants?<br \/>\n\t&quot;<br \/>\n\tI replied &#8211;  &quot;2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4  million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85  prisons, and 535 idiots in the Senate and House.   Apparently,  this was NOT an acceptable answer.<\/p>\n<p>\tWho the hell did I  miss?<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on February 24, 2012, 10:43 pm<\/p>\n<div>You left out the 4 temporary squatters in the White House who like to play golf, basketball, vacation in Hawaii, shop in NYC, use Air Force One for campaign stops, etc. etc.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you believe it? They sent my Census form back to me! In response to question # 4, &quot;Do you have any dependants? &quot; I replied &#8211; &quot;2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 4.4 million unemployable people, 901&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-world-we-live-in"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}