{"id":347,"date":"2012-02-24T02:05:46","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T02:05:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/24\/little-johnny\/"},"modified":"2012-02-24T02:05:46","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T02:05:46","slug":"little-johnny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/24\/little-johnny\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nA teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.<\/p>\n<p>\tNot really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands &#8230;except for Little Johnny.<\/p>\n<p>\n\tThe teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different&#8230;again.<br \/>\n\tLittle Johnny said, &quot;Because I&#8217;m not an Obama fan.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe teacher asked, &quot;Why aren&#8217;t you a fan of Obama?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tJohnny said, &quot;Because I&#8217;m a Republican.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe teacher asked him why he&#8217;s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, &quot;Well, my Mom&#8217;s a Republican and my Dad&#8217;s a Republican, so I&#8217;m a Republican.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tAnnoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, &quot;If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tWith a big smile, Little Johnny replied, &quot;That would make me an Obama fan.&quot;  <img src=\"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/>  <img src=\"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/>  <img src=\"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on February 28, 2012, 3:21 pm<\/p>\n<div>Right on!!!!<\/p>\n<p>\tdoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands &#8230;except for Little Johnny&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}