{"id":342,"date":"2012-02-23T13:09:28","date_gmt":"2012-02-23T13:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/23\/siamese-twins\/"},"modified":"2012-02-23T13:09:28","modified_gmt":"2012-02-23T13:09:28","slug":"siamese-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/02\/23\/siamese-twins\/","title":{"rendered":"Siamese Twins"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nSiamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.<\/p>\n

\tOne of them says to the bartender, "Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the
\n\thip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."<\/p>\n

\tThe bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"<\/p>\n

\t"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year,
\n\trent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?" Jim agrees.<\/p>\n

\t"Ah, England" says the bartender. "Wonderful country… the history,
\n\tthe beer, the culture…"<\/p>\n

\t"Nah, we don’t like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and
\n\tMolson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English –
\n\tthey’re so arrogant and rude."<\/p>\n

\t"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.<\/p>\n

\t"It’s the only chance that Jim gets to drive."<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> CC Roller on February 24, 2012, 3:00 am<\/p>\n

Got me on the punch line. That was great.<\/p>\n

\tCC Roller<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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