{"id":3408,"date":"2013-04-11T02:01:48","date_gmt":"2013-04-11T02:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/04\/11\/one-sunday-morning\/"},"modified":"2013-04-11T02:01:48","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T02:01:48","slug":"one-sunday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/04\/11\/one-sunday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"One Sunday Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nOne Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.<\/p>\n<p>\tSoon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, &quot;Don&#8217;t you know who I am?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe man replied, &quot;Yep, sure do.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tSatan asked, &quot;Aren&#8217;t you going to run?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\t&quot;Nope, sure ain&#8217;t,&quot; said the man.<\/p>\n<p>\tPerturbed, Satan asked, &quot;Why aren&#8217;t you afraid of me?&quot;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe man calmly replied, &quot;Been married to your sister for over 48 years.&quot;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on April 11, 2013, 12:57 pm<\/p>\n<div>Did not know where that was going.  Good one.<br \/>\n\tDoc<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":36,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/36"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}