{"id":3372,"date":"2013-04-09T22:24:08","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T22:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/04\/09\/dice-navy-seal-way\/"},"modified":"2013-04-09T22:24:08","modified_gmt":"2013-04-09T22:24:08","slug":"dice-navy-seal-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/04\/09\/dice-navy-seal-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Dice…Navy Seal way"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nin 2010, members of Seal Team 2 captured a Taliban cheiftan. In the name of fairness they told him they would let the dice decide his fate.<\/p>\n

\tThey handed the cheiftan a pair of dice and told him to roll. If he got 1,2,3,4,5,6 8,9,10,11 or 12 his head would come off.<\/p>\n

\tThe chief thought about it for a minute and asked "what if I roll a 7"<\/p>\n

\tThe seasoned sergeant replied "you get to roll again"<\/p>\n

\tSounds fair to me.<\/p>\n

\tPit Boss<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on April 16, 2013, 11:43 am<\/p>\n

Loved it, but how do roll a 1 with a pair of dice???<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on April 16, 2013, 1:27 pm<\/p>\n

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"Dr Crapology" wrote:<\/strong> Loved it, but how do roll a 1 with a pair of dice???<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\n\tBy having them end up stacked as follows \ud83d\ude06 <\/p>\n

\t\"\"<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on April 17, 2013, 10:14 pm<\/p>\n

Good pointl]]
\n\tdoc<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on May 11, 2013, 2:08 am<\/p>\n

Funny<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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