\nA husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "Definitely not!" <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Why not? Don’t you like being married?" <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "Of course I do.." <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Then why wouldn’t you remarry? " <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I’d get married again." <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: (makes audible groan) <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Would you live in our house?" <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "Sure, it’s a great house." <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "No, I’m sure she’d want her own." <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "Yes, those were always good times for us" <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: "Would she use my clubs? <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND: "No, she’s left-handed." <\/p>\n
\tWIFE: —
\n\tsilence — <\/p>\n
\tHUSBAND:
\n\t"Crap!"<\/p>\n
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