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\tTEACHER: Why are you late?
\n\tSTUDENT: Class started before I got here.
\n\t____________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
\n\tJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
\n\t__________________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
\n\tGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
\n\tTEACHER: No, that’s wrong
\n\tGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
\n\t(I Love this child)
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\n\tTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
\n\tDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
\n\tTEACHER: What are you talking about?
\n\tDONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
\n\t__________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
\n\tWINNIE: Me!
\n\t__________________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
\n\tGLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
\n\t_______________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
\n\tMILLIE: I is..
\n\tTEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
\n\tMILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’ (Love this one! bbb)
\n\t________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
\n\tNow, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
\n\tLOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…..
\n\t______________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
\n\tSIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
\n\t______________________________
\n\tTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s..
\n\tDid you copy his?
\n\tCLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog. <\/p>\n
\t(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
\n\t___________________________________
\n\tTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
\n\tHAROLD: A teacher
\n\t__________________________________
\n\tPASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH <\/p>\n
\tDue to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!<\/p>\n
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