\nDump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.<\/p>\n
\tReplace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
\n\tWhat the heck!! They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?<\/p>\n
\tThe strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a
\n\t"party atmosphere" going in the cabin.<\/p>\n
\tAnd, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying
\n\tagain,hoping to see naked women.<\/p>\n
\tBecause of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary,
\n\tthus saving even more money.<\/p>\n
\tMuslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
\n\twomen.Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
\n\tindustry would see record revenues.<\/p>\n
\tThis is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right — a
\n\tgolden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.<\/p>\n
\tWhy didn’t Bush or Obama think of this?<\/p>\n
\tWhy do I still have to do everything myself?<\/p>\n
\tSincerely,
\n\tBill Clinton<\/p>\n
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