{"id":2794,"date":"2013-03-14T18:25:12","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T18:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/03\/14\/student-who-obtained-0-on-an-exam\/"},"modified":"2013-03-14T18:25:12","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T18:25:12","slug":"student-who-obtained-0-on-an-exam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/03\/14\/student-who-obtained-0-on-an-exam\/","title":{"rendered":"STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nQ1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle<\/p>\n<p>\tQ2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* at the bottom of the page<\/p>\n<p>\tQ3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquid<\/p>\n<p>\tQ4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage<\/p>\n<p>\tQ5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams<\/p>\n<p>\tQ6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch &amp; dinner<\/p>\n<p>\tQ7. What looks like half an apple?* The other half<\/p>\n<p>\tQ8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?* It will simply become wet<\/p>\n<p>\tQ9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..<\/p>\n<p>\tQ11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?* Very large hands<\/p>\n<p>\tQ12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?* No time at all, the wall is already built.<\/p>\n<p>\tQ13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on March 15, 2013, 11:37 am<\/p>\n<div>Really didn&#8217;t see those coming.  <\/p>\n<p>\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?* his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?* at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?* liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}