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\nAt The Bar….Having already downed a few power drinks,
\n\t the lady turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the
\n\t eye and says: "Listen here, good looking, I will screw
\n\t anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the
\n\t car, front door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down,
\n\t naked or with clothes on . . . it doesn’t matter to me, I just love it."<\/p>\n

\n\t His eyes widen with interest, he responds,
\n\t "No kidding, I’m in Congress too……..what state do you represent?"<\/p>\n

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