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\nI was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 6-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
\n\tShe said "It’s President’s Day!"<\/p>\n

\tShe is a smart kid, so, I asked her, "What does President’s Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.<\/p>\n

\tShe replied, "President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."<\/p>\n

\tYou know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.<\/p>\n

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