\nYou don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!! <\/p>\n
\n\tA man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.<\/p>\n
\tThe store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.<\/p>\n
\tHe awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital . A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment."Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
\n\tHe replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."<\/p>\n
\tThe nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
\n\tHe replied, "No money in the bank."<\/p>\n
\tDo you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
\n\tHe said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."<\/p>\n
\tThe nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."<\/p>\n
\tThe patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."<\/p>\n
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