{"id":2173,"date":"2013-02-10T16:53:30","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T16:53:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/02\/10\/husbands\/"},"modified":"2013-02-10T16:53:30","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T16:53:30","slug":"husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/02\/10\/husbands\/","title":{"rendered":"Husbands"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nHusbands…<\/p>\n

\tThe local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
\n\tbecause she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer
\n\tasked her quest…ions about her life, about what it felt
\n\tlike to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s
\n\toccupation.<\/p>\n

\t"He’s a funeral director," she
\n\tanswered.
\n\t "Interesting," the newsman
\n\tthought.<\/p>\n

\tHe then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling
\n\thim a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a
\n\t living. <\/p>\n

\tShe paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those
\n\t years. <\/p>\n

\tAfter a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
\n\texplaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s,
\n\tthen a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her
\n\t 60’s,
\n\tand now – in her 80’s – a funeral director.<\/p>\n

\tThe
\n\tinterviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
\n\t married
\n\tfour men with such diverse careers.
\n\t (Wait
\n\tfor it)<\/p>\n

\tShe
\n\tsmiled and explained,
\n\t "I married one for the money, two
\n\tfor the show, three to get ready, and four to go."<\/p>\n

\n

Replies:<\/h3>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on February 10, 2013, 11:52 pm<\/p>\n

LOL!!!<\/p>\n

\tThanks for the laugh.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\n

Posted by:<\/strong> Dominator on April 9, 2013, 12:37 pm<\/p>\n

Corney, but I like it!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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