{"id":2172,"date":"2013-02-10T16:51:09","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T16:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/02\/10\/who-is-that-woman\/"},"modified":"2013-02-10T16:51:09","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T16:51:09","slug":"who-is-that-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/02\/10\/who-is-that-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Is That Woman?"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.<\/p>\n

\tShe says, ‘Hello.’<\/p>\n

\tHe’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’<\/p>\n

\tTo which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’<\/p>\n

\tNow his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.<\/p>\n

\tSo he asks, ‘Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the<\/p>\n

\tpool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’<\/p>\n

\tShe looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.’<\/p>\n

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