{"id":2084,"date":"2013-02-01T23:50:24","date_gmt":"2013-02-01T23:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/02\/01\/texting-codes-for-seniors\/"},"modified":"2013-02-01T23:50:24","modified_gmt":"2013-02-01T23:50:24","slug":"texting-codes-for-seniors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/02\/01\/texting-codes-for-seniors\/","title":{"rendered":"Texting Codes For Seniors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nTexting codes for seniors (Or us old Fogey\u2019s with mobiles)<\/p>\n<p>\tYoung people have theirs,<br \/>\n\t Now Seniors have their own texting codes:<\/p>\n<p>\t* ATD- At the Doctor&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>\t* BFF &#8211; Best Friends Funeral<\/p>\n<p>\t* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair<\/p>\n<p>\t* BYOT &#8211; Bring Your Own Teeth<\/p>\n<p>\t* CBM- Covered by Medicare<\/p>\n<p>\t* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens<\/p>\n<p>\t* DWI- Driving While Incontinent<\/p>\n<p>\t* FWIW &#8211; Forgot Where I Was<\/p>\n<p>\t* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low<\/p>\n<p>\t* GHA &#8211; Got Heartburn Again<\/p>\n<p>\t* LMDO &#8211; Laughing My Dentures Out<\/p>\n<p>\t* LOL &#8211; Living on Lipitor<\/p>\n<p>\t* TOT &#8211; Texting on Toilet<\/p>\n<p>\t*<br \/>\n\t Hope these help. <\/p>\n<p>\tGGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in)<\/p>\n<p>\tGoddess<\/p>\n<p>\n\t|<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> Retired Ball Player on February 2, 2013, 8:50 pm<\/p>\n<div>Goddess,<\/p>\n<p>\tThose are great \ud83d\ude06  \ud83d\ude06<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Texting codes for seniors (Or us old Fogey\u2019s with mobiles) Young people have theirs, Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor&#8217;s * BFF &#8211; Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT &#8211;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}