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\nAfter being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.<\/p>\n

\tHe looked at her for a while … then said, "You’re
\n\tA, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."<\/p>\n

\tShe asks … "What does that mean?"<\/p>\n

\tHe said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.<\/p>\n

\tShe smiled happily and said … "Oh, that’s so lovely … What about I, J, K?"<\/p>\n

\tHe said, "I’m Just Kidding!"<\/p>\n

\tThe swelling in his eye is going down.
\n\tThe doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.<\/p>\n

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