\nOne day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. <\/p>\n
\tElizabeth, a very attractive and a keen golfer, who lived in a villa just off the golf course, heard the noise and called out,
\n\tAre you okay, what’s your name?"<\/p>\n
\t"Its Jack and I\u2019m OK thanks," I replied.<\/p>\n
\t"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later." <\/p>\n
\t"That’s mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it." <\/p>\n
\t"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. <\/p>\n
\tShe was very pretty and persuasive. <\/p>\n
\t"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won’t like it." <\/p>\n
\tAfter a restorative brandy and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my hostess. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." <\/p>\n
\t"Don’t be silly! Elizabeth said with a smile, She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?" <\/p>\n
\t"Under the cart!" I said….<\/p>\n
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