{"id":20,"date":"2011-10-16T22:14:43","date_gmt":"2011-10-16T22:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2011\/10\/16\/chinese-sick-leave\/"},"modified":"2011-10-16T22:14:43","modified_gmt":"2011-10-16T22:14:43","slug":"chinese-sick-leave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2011\/10\/16\/chinese-sick-leave\/","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Sick Leave"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nHung Chow calls his work and says, &#8216;Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>\tThe boss says, &#8216;You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.<\/p>\n<p>\tTwo hours later Hung Chow calls again. &#8216;I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at wok soon&#8230;&#8230;..You got nice house&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>\tGoddess<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hung Chow calls his work and says, &#8216;Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.&#8217; The boss says, &#8216;You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}