{"id":1942,"date":"2013-01-03T04:59:53","date_gmt":"2013-01-03T04:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/01\/03\/someone-sent-these-to-me-today\/"},"modified":"2013-01-03T04:59:53","modified_gmt":"2013-01-03T04:59:53","slug":"someone-sent-these-to-me-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/01\/03\/someone-sent-these-to-me-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone sent these to me today."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nHope you enjoy them.  Especially the last one.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t1. Ratio of an igloo&#8217;s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi<\/p>\n<p>\t2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton<\/p>\n<p>\t3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope<\/p>\n<p>\t4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1<br \/>\n\tbananosecond<\/p>\n<p>\t5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram<\/p>\n<p>\t6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =<br \/>\n\tKnotfurlong<\/p>\n<p>\t7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling<\/p>\n<p>\t8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon<\/p>\n<p>\t9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz<\/p>\n<p>\t10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower<\/p>\n<p>\t11 Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line<\/p>\n<p>\t12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake<\/p>\n<p>\t13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone<\/p>\n<p>\t14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles<\/p>\n<p>\t15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle<\/p>\n<p>\t16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds<\/p>\n<p>\t17. 52 cards = 1 decacards<\/p>\n<p>\t18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton<\/p>\n<p>\t19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen<\/p>\n<p>\t20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche<\/p>\n<p>\t21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin<\/p>\n<p>\t22. 10 rations = 1 decoration<\/p>\n<p>\t23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration<\/p>\n<p>\t24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram<\/p>\n<p>\t25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms<\/p>\n<p>\t26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale<br \/>\n\tUniversity Hospital = 1 IV League<br \/>\n\t27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<div class=\"migrated-reply\" style=\"border: 1px solid #eee;padding: 15px;margin-bottom: 15px;border-radius: 5px\">\n<p><strong>Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on January 4, 2013, 6:18 am<\/p>\n<div>\ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope you enjoy them. Especially the last one. 1. Ratio of an igloo&#8217;s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}