{"id":1926,"date":"2012-12-29T12:29:54","date_gmt":"2012-12-29T12:29:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/29\/children-in-church\/"},"modified":"2012-12-29T12:29:54","modified_gmt":"2012-12-29T12:29:54","slug":"children-in-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/29\/children-in-church\/","title":{"rendered":"Children in Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nOften in church the pastor will have the little kids come forward for a short &quot;children&#8217;s sermon&quot; to include a few questions and answers.  As many of you know asking a little one a question (especially in front of a bunch of people) can be dangerous as you may get you an answer you never expected.<\/p>\n<p>\tIt was Easter and the paster told the kids they were going to discus the resurrection.  He asked one young boy about 4 years if he knew what the resurrection was.  He replied &quot;All I know is that if you have a resurrection for more that 4 hours you should call your doctor.&quot;  The people in church broke out laughing and it took the pastor 15 minutes to restore order.<\/p>\n<p>\tEnjoy, Doc<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Often in church the pastor will have the little kids come forward for a short &quot;children&#8217;s sermon&quot; to include a few questions and answers. As many of you know asking a little one a question (especially in front of a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}