{"id":1896,"date":"2012-12-20T00:22:21","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T00:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/20\/drinking-and-driving\/"},"modified":"2012-12-20T00:22:21","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T00:22:21","slug":"drinking-and-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/20\/drinking-and-driving\/","title":{"rendered":"Drinking and Driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Original Post Content --><br \/>\nAn amusing story I picked up from somewhere:<\/p>\n<p>\tI have a friend who is usually very careful about drinking and driving but he went to his office Christmas party last week and got blitzed. So he took a cab for the first time and was glad he did as there was a DUI check point. Because he was in a cab he was waved on. He called me the next morning scared to death. Apparently when he said he took a cab he really took a cab. He found it in his garage and he was asking me what he should do to get rid of it without getting caught. So don&#8217;t forget, when you take a cab, don&#8217;t &quot;take&quot; a cab.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<h3>Replies:<\/h3>\n<p>No replies were posted for this topic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An amusing story I picked up from somewhere: I have a friend who is usually very careful about drinking and driving but he went to his office Christmas party last week and got blitzed. So he took a cab for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}