{"id":1895,"date":"2012-12-19T22:07:14","date_gmt":"2012-12-19T22:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/19\/50-shades-of-golf\/"},"modified":"2012-12-19T22:07:14","modified_gmt":"2012-12-19T22:07:14","slug":"50-shades-of-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/19\/50-shades-of-golf\/","title":{"rendered":"50 Shades of Golf"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nFour guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years.
\n\tThis year Ralph’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going
\n\tAnd thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news.
\n\tTwo day later, the 3 other guys arrive at the resort to begin their yearly golf getaway. And of all things they find Ralph sitting there with his clubs already set up on the his cart.
\n\t"Dang Raphie boy how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
\n\t"Well, yesterday everning after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shade of Grey." she pulled me ino our bedroom. On the bed she had handculls and ropes?"
\n\tShe told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did
\n\tThen she said. Do what ever you want."
\n\tSo, Here I am!!!<\/p>\n

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