{"id":1876,"date":"2012-12-17T04:52:43","date_gmt":"2012-12-17T04:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/17\/a-glass-of-wine\/"},"modified":"2012-12-17T04:52:43","modified_gmt":"2012-12-17T04:52:43","slug":"a-glass-of-wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/17\/a-glass-of-wine\/","title":{"rendered":"A Glass of Wine"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nTo my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..
\n\tAnd those who don’t and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.<\/p>\n

\tAs Ben Franklin said:
\n\tIn wine there is wisdom,
\n\tIn beer there is freedom,
\n\tIn water there is bacteria.<\/p>\n

\tIn a number of carefully controlled trials,
\n\tScientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
\n\tAt the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of E. Coli bacteria found in feces.<\/p>\n

\tIn other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.<\/p>\n

\tHowever,
\n\tWe do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
\n\t(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and\/or fermenting<\/p>\n

\tRemember:
\n\tWater = Poop,
\n\tWine = Health <\/p>\n

\tTherefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
\n\tThan to drink water and be full of shit…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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