\nThe coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. <\/p>\n
\tThen one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.<\/p>\n
\tKABOOM!<\/p>\n
\tHe threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.<\/p>\n
\tKA-BLOOEY!<\/p>\n
\tThen he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.<\/p>\n
\tBULLS-EYE!<\/p>\n
\t"I’ve got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"<\/p>\n
\tSo, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.<\/p>\n
\tThe young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.<\/p>\n
\t"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"<\/p>\n
\t"I don’t want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"<\/p>\n
\t"I don’t think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I’ve won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans."<\/p>\n
\t"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,<\/p>\n
\t"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on December 10, 2012, 3:04 am<\/p>\n Posted by:<\/strong> ACPA on December 10, 2012, 4:19 am<\/p>\n \tNoah<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on December 10, 2012, 1:08 pm<\/p>\n \tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn’t find a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}