{"id":1843,"date":"2012-12-05T23:49:01","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T23:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/05\/cowboy-at-the-pearly-gates\/"},"modified":"2012-12-05T23:49:01","modified_gmt":"2012-12-05T23:49:01","slug":"cowboy-at-the-pearly-gates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/12\/05\/cowboy-at-the-pearly-gates\/","title":{"rendered":"Cowboy at the Pearly Gates"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nA cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.’Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.’Well I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.’On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!<\/p>\n

\tSt. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?”<\/p>\n

\tCowby: Ammm, I think it was a couple of minutes ago.<\/p>\n

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