{"id":1789,"date":"2012-11-21T11:02:10","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T11:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/11\/21\/happy-thanksgiving\/"},"modified":"2012-11-21T11:02:10","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T11:02:10","slug":"happy-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/11\/21\/happy-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nTWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
\n\tBUT I JUST COULDN’T SLEEP.
\n\tI TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
\n\tI TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.<\/p>\n

\tTHE LEFTOVERS BECKONED –
\n\tTHE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
\n\tBUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
\n\tWITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.<\/p>\n

\tTOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
\n\tTHE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
\n\tSO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
\n\tAND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
\n\tGOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
\n\tPICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.<\/p>\n

\tI FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
\n\t‘TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
\n\tI CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
\n\tWITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
\n\tBUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES….
\n\tHAPPY EATING TO ALL – PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.<\/p>\n

\tMAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
\n\tMAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
\n\tMAY YOUR POTATOES ‘N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
\n\tMAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
\n\tMAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
\n\tMAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!<\/p>\n

\t(This was sent to me by Mo Rick’s wife, Debbie, but we don’t know who wrote it.)<\/p>\n

\tHAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!<\/p>\n

\tGODDESS AND SANDTRAP<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on November 21, 2012, 12:12 pm<\/p>\n

What a clever little poem. Alligator Rose and I will read it to our family get together tomorrow.<\/p>\n

\tDoc<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Randman on November 21, 2012, 1:47 pm<\/p>\n

Happy Thanksgiving to all!<\/p>\n

\t Randman<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> MarkM3 on November 21, 2012, 4:33 pm<\/p>\n

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. We are heading out of Texas tomorrow to Shreveport for some Turkey and craps. \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Guest on November 21, 2012, 4:35 pm<\/p>\n

Thanksgiving was last month…right CCRoller? \ud83d\ude09<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> brothelman on November 21, 2012, 5:03 pm<\/p>\n

turkey and craps now that is a thought to remember, i think i will have a slice of that.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> getagrip on November 21, 2012, 5:08 pm<\/p>\n

Family, food, football and fun!! What could be better?<\/p>\n

\tHappy Thanksgiving to all! \ud83d\ude00<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on November 21, 2012, 5:30 pm<\/p>\n

I love it.<\/p>\n

\tHappy Thanksgiving everyone.<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Timmer on November 21, 2012, 6:31 pm<\/p>\n

Mmmmm… Reading that made me hungry!<\/p>\n

\tHappy Thanksgiving, everyone.<\/p>\n

\tMay your turkey be moist!<\/p>\n

\t \ud83d\ude0e \ud83d\ude0e \ud83d\ude0e<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Stickman on November 21, 2012, 7:46 pm<\/p>\n

Even though as a country our future may not be looking as good as it could, we can truly be thankful for all the blessings we have. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dice Pilot on November 22, 2012, 1:26 am<\/p>\n

Happy Thanksgiving to all.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Finisher on November 22, 2012, 3:39 am<\/p>\n

Happy Thanksgiving Day.
\n\tGood Rolling . \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> VeraS on November 22, 2012, 9:06 pm<\/p>\n

Happy Thanksgiving to the GTC family. \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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