\nIf God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
\n\t ~ Jay Leno<\/p>\n
\t The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
\n\t ~ Henry Cate, VII<\/p>\n
\t We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
\n\t ~ Aesop<\/p>\n
\t If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
\n\t speeches, there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.
\n\t ~ Will Rogers<\/p>\n
\t Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
\n\t where there is no river.
\n\t ~ Nikita Khrushchev<\/p>\n
\t When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
\n\t I’m beginning to believe it.
\n\t ~ Clarence Darrow<\/p>\n
\t Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your
\n\t opponents will do it for you.
\n\t ~ Author unknown<\/p>\n
\t Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel,
\n\t go out and buy some more tunnel.
\n\t ~ John Quinton<\/p>\n
\t Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
\n\t funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
\n\t ~ Oscar Ameringer<\/p>\n
\t I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us,
\n\t I will stop telling the truth about them.
\n\t ~ Adlai Stevenson, 1952 campaign speech<\/p>\n
\t A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
\n\t ~ Tex Guinan<\/p>\n
\t I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
\n\t left to the politicians.
\n\t ~ Charles de Gaulle<\/p>\n
\t Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
\n\t change the locks.
\n\t ~ Doug Larson<\/p>\n
\t There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators.
\n\t ~ Will Rogers<\/p>\n
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